Reason #5: Becca's Retarded Idea to Make a Million Bucks

Our friend Becca B. thought she came up with an awesome idea for why somebody should give her a million bucks. Thing is, it's a terrible idea. To be fair, we decided you let you, the reader, decide the fate of her idea.

Automatic Door Opener
"Something should be invented that will automatically open doors when you walk up to them. I mean, it's the 21st century, why are we still using our hands to open doors"

Our Response
Becca- PUT DOWN THE PIPE, WAKE UP AND WALK TO A COMMERCIAL BUILDING. I mean, come on, half of commercial buildings have revolving doors that start revolving automatically when you walk into them.

I'm pretty sure your idea has already been invented...

...like 50 years ago. It's called a motion sensor. It senses motion. When said contraption senses said motion, said door opens. COME ON BECCA.

We're deeply saddened by the quality of ideas endorsed by our friends, but you can save Becca B.'s career here at MannDubinBlog by commenting in support of her. Or her idea...if you dare.