At least 3 mornings a week this clown wakes my apartment complex up with his damn leaf blower. Somebody should give me a million bucks for even THINKING about doing something. Penny for your thoughts? Million bucks for MY thoughts.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Reason #6: Might Kill the Landscaper
At least 3 mornings a week this clown wakes my apartment complex up with his damn leaf blower. Somebody should give me a million bucks for even THINKING about doing something. Penny for your thoughts? Million bucks for MY thoughts.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Reason #5: Becca's Retarded Idea to Make a Million Bucks
Our friend Becca B. thought she came up with an awesome idea for why somebody should give her a million bucks. Thing is, it's a terrible idea. To be fair, we decided you let you, the reader, decide the fate of her idea.
Automatic Door Opener
"Something should be invented that will automatically open doors when you walk up to them. I mean, it's the 21st century, why are we still using our hands to open doors"
Our Response
Becca- PUT DOWN THE PIPE, WAKE UP AND WALK TO A COMMERCIAL BUILDING. I mean, come on, half of commercial buildings have revolving doors that start revolving automatically when you walk into them.
I'm pretty sure your idea has already been invented...
...like 50 years ago. It's called a motion sensor. It senses motion. When said contraption senses said motion, said door opens. COME ON BECCA.
We're deeply saddened by the quality of ideas endorsed by our friends, but you can save Becca B.'s career here at MannDubinBlog by commenting in support of her. Or her idea...if you dare.
Automatic Door Opener
"Something should be invented that will automatically open doors when you walk up to them. I mean, it's the 21st century, why are we still using our hands to open doors"
Our Response
Becca- PUT DOWN THE PIPE, WAKE UP AND WALK TO A COMMERCIAL BUILDING. I mean, come on, half of commercial buildings have revolving doors that start revolving automatically when you walk into them.
I'm pretty sure your idea has already been invented...
...like 50 years ago. It's called a motion sensor. It senses motion. When said contraption senses said motion, said door opens. COME ON BECCA.
We're deeply saddened by the quality of ideas endorsed by our friends, but you can save Becca B.'s career here at MannDubinBlog by commenting in support of her. Or her idea...if you dare.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Reason #4: Smart Bicycle Helmet
HEAR YE, HEAR YE: THE BICYCLE HELMETS OF THE 20th CENTURY ARE ON THEIR WAY OUT. SAY HELLO TO THE FUTURE OF BIKE RIDING (and everyday life if you choose to live in a helmet)
No longer is it necessary to carry a map. EVER (again, as long as you live in a helmet). With our new, unique, one of a kind, innovative, genius, awesome idea for a Smart Bicycle Helmet your directions will be fed into your ears! It's almost like (or basically is) those Oakley Sunglasses that have an earpiece worn by Dog the Bounty Hunter. Only this is a helmet, and I'm not Dog the Bounty Hunter. I'm pretty sure Henry isn't Dog either, but you never can tell. (F*** Dog the Bounty Hunter, he's a racist)
Anyway, back to the helmet. This helmet is AWESOME! The earpiece will tell you when to turn and everything! All you have to do is program the address into your GPS. Some people might ask, "can't I just wear my normal headphones with my normal GPS and my normal helmet?" I scoff at these people. DUH, no you can't! The helmet's probably not as safe as ours, anyway.
OK. So that's my idea. Take that straight to the bank. And while you're there get me my million dollars because somebody definitely needs to give me a million bucks.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
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