Thursday, July 9, 2009
Reason #11: F**k Katy Perry
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Reason #10: Twexting
To clear this up, we've offered a new, correct definition of Twexting:
- Main Entry:
- 2twext
- Function:
- verb
- Date:
- 2009
intransitive verb
: to communicate by text messaging and tweeting simultaneously.
There. Now you have it. Before long it'll be up at Urban Dictionary and it's all thanks to MannDubinBlog. AND, now that you have it, fork over a million bucks, because somebody owes me a million bucks.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Reason #9 *Recession Buster Special*
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Reason #7: I know the truth
Somebody owes me at least a million bucks because I know the truth behind King Kong.
Scientists have debated who would win in a fight between a T-Rex and King Kong, but they failed to address one central issue. In the movie, King Kong goes up against 3 T-Rex. So, while he may have stood a chance against just one Tyrannosaurus, it begs the question: how would he stand up against 3, count it, 3 of them?
As all of you know (or are about to know), King Kong destroys the 3 dinos in the movie. He knocks them to kingdom come. I've got a big problem with this: IT'S NOT REALISTIC. Especially in a movie that is supposed to accurately portray historical events, this is a shame. It fills our children's minds with nonsense and before you know it they'll be out hunting dinosaurs because they know we share 99% of our DNA with Kong and they say "if he can do it, so can I." Can you imagine what will happen when the first child happens upon a T-Rex? That child will be devoured faster than the time it takes for me to eat a small child, and believe me when I tell you that is FAST.
So, for protecting our children and uncovering more lies in Hollywood, somebody owes me a million bucks.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Reason #6: Might Kill the Landscaper
Friday, April 24, 2009
Reason #5: Becca's Retarded Idea to Make a Million Bucks
Automatic Door Opener
"Something should be invented that will automatically open doors when you walk up to them. I mean, it's the 21st century, why are we still using our hands to open doors"
Our Response
Becca- PUT DOWN THE PIPE, WAKE UP AND WALK TO A COMMERCIAL BUILDING. I mean, come on, half of commercial buildings have revolving doors that start revolving automatically when you walk into them.
I'm pretty sure your idea has already been invented...
...like 50 years ago. It's called a motion sensor. It senses motion. When said contraption senses said motion, said door opens. COME ON BECCA.
We're deeply saddened by the quality of ideas endorsed by our friends, but you can save Becca B.'s career here at MannDubinBlog by commenting in support of her. Or her idea...if you dare.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Reason #4: Smart Bicycle Helmet
HEAR YE, HEAR YE: THE BICYCLE HELMETS OF THE 20th CENTURY ARE ON THEIR WAY OUT. SAY HELLO TO THE FUTURE OF BIKE RIDING (and everyday life if you choose to live in a helmet)
No longer is it necessary to carry a map. EVER (again, as long as you live in a helmet). With our new, unique, one of a kind, innovative, genius, awesome idea for a Smart Bicycle Helmet your directions will be fed into your ears! It's almost like (or basically is) those Oakley Sunglasses that have an earpiece worn by Dog the Bounty Hunter. Only this is a helmet, and I'm not Dog the Bounty Hunter. I'm pretty sure Henry isn't Dog either, but you never can tell. (F*** Dog the Bounty Hunter, he's a racist)
Anyway, back to the helmet. This helmet is AWESOME! The earpiece will tell you when to turn and everything! All you have to do is program the address into your GPS. Some people might ask, "can't I just wear my normal headphones with my normal GPS and my normal helmet?" I scoff at these people. DUH, no you can't! The helmet's probably not as safe as ours, anyway.
OK. So that's my idea. Take that straight to the bank. And while you're there get me my million dollars because somebody definitely needs to give me a million bucks.